John Mayer

By the time we got to the movie theater,

And I was eating, like, Tums because I had such bad nervous stomach.

This is before, like, you figured out benzodiazepines.

And I was eating Tums, stomachache, and before we even got out of the car, I was like, I have a stomachache.

Can you drive me home?

And she drove me all the way home, and I got home.

And as soon as I got home, I was like, I'm deeply uncomfortable in a lot of situations.

And so for a really long time, I would resist...

going out with anybody because it would make me so nervous that my stomach i would just be it would be terrible this is why i love sitting down with people because when you think john mayer you can get any woman you want right in in media land you could get any man you wanted thanks john i was saying being a famous guy is like being a hot girl

Being a famous guy is like being a hot girl.

That's my way of taking some of what I think is the air out of a, you know, that's like elephant hunting in the room.

Yeah.

I mean, that's how they see it.

Bottom line, I'm one guy living one life.

I don't need 300 million people in my life to agree that I'm an okay person.

Most people, until the dawn of the internet, needed about eight.

I've got multiples of eight, which makes me a very happy and lucky human being.

I only need to meet one more person that I want to spend the rest of my life with.

So I do not need to have this worldwide consensus that I'm an okay guy.

That's really funny.