John Mayer
👤 Speaker
690
total appearances
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Podcast Appearances
Call Her Daddy
John Mayer (FBF)
Don't you see the cheat of having a guitar?
Call Her Daddy
John Mayer (FBF)
No, you should never play guitar to have sex with someone, but a little naked guitar playing after is very memorable.
Call Her Daddy
John Mayer (FBF)
Sitting on the end of the bed, a little gut hanging over.
Call Her Daddy
John Mayer (FBF)
I like the way people look when they fold all up all weird when they sit up.
Call Her Daddy
John Mayer (FBF)
No matter who you are, you look weird when you sit up.
Call Her Daddy
John Mayer (FBF)
But people, everyone, no matter who you are, you sit up.
Call Her Daddy
John Mayer (FBF)
And after you're all done, everyone just looks sort of like dopey in a cool way.
Call Her Daddy
John Mayer (FBF)
So yeah, this is actually when I came up with,
Call Her Daddy
John Mayer (FBF)
I came up with, who says I can't get stoned?
Call Her Daddy
John Mayer (FBF)
I think I was in bed, a little stoned on a bed.