John Mellencamp

And Joe here was his solution for not smoking.

He gave me a good talking to.

That's it?

That was it.

I was smoking on the way back to Indiana.

I don't have to worry about that.

I'm too old for sex.

I don't have to worry about that anymore.

Well, I'll tell you –

I was friends with the Newman family, and Paul quit smoking and died.

And it was just like he was older.

It was like, you know, I mean, he was like 80.

I don't know.

Can you see how old he was when he died?

Anyway, so, you know, I just kind of went...

Find what you love and let it kill you.

Well, I'm really good friends with Joanne, who now is...

I loved Joanne, and once Paul died, I became her boyfriend.

And she and I would talk all the time on the phone, and whenever I was in New York or the town she lives in, north of New York, I'd take her to plays, and we'd go to plays, and we'd do stuff, and I'd pinch her on the ass, and she'd look at me like,

But then when I would call her and she started calling me Paul, I would have to go, Joanne, it's not Paul, it's John.