John Mulaney
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I had a pretty bad divorce from a Mexican dude or an Arab dude.
Either way, get on the blower.
There's no time to waste.
No time to waste.
What do they say in your parlance?
I believe that's a medical term.
Then hurry.
I want to see every electronic billboard with the same Sicily, by the way.
Not with an S. With a C. You understand?
She's about two foot nothing, and she can't survive long in the mouth of that dingo.
Or was it the Mexican dad?
Anything that will get you to that squawk box faster.
And get that thing up on the mainframe there.
Because she is in the mouth of a Mexican.
I mean, her dad is from... She may have gone back to Guadalajara on a dingo.
With a Middle Eastern guy in Sally Fields.
Either way, let's get moving.
That'll happen right away.