John Mulaney
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She's about two foot nothing, and she can't survive long in the mouth of that dingo.
Or was it the Mexican dad?
Anything that will get you to that squawk box faster.
And get that thing up on the mainframe there.
Because she is in the mouth of a Mexican.
I mean, her dad is from... She may have gone back to Guadalajara on a dingo.
With a Middle Eastern guy in Sally Fields.
Either way, let's get moving.
That'll happen right away.
I am sorry I'm speaking in this tone, but I am so shocked right now to realize that my little daughter, Sandy, is not under that blanket.
You said a different name earlier.
Sure, I am in shock.
And I am frankly shocked that you do not realize that this mother, I mean father, is in shock while I'm a single parent.
Do you understand me?
You have your own gender mixed up.
Her mother perished in a horrible vampire in an HOV lane not six months ago.
All right?
Now we can stand here and we can chat.
You're still wearing the ring.