John Mulaney
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
My grandmother hated her dad with a passion.
My mother...
Would have hated her dad, but he was an alcoholic, short order of coke who walked to San Francisco or something like that.
Issues.
Issues.
My sister hated my dad.
Every female Corolla has hated her dad, and I don't want to continue that legacy, but fuck it.
It's on.
Bitch shouldn't have started trouble.
No, I can already see her.
Like, fuck me.
I can already hear it.
I can already hear the complaints.
I can already hear the daddy didn't pay.
You know what?
He was always paying attention with Sonny.
He would come in and lay him down in Sonny's bed.
He wanted to wrestle with Sonny.
Well, you can only be rejected or pushed away.
When I pick up Natalia, she puts her knees in my chest and tries to push off.