John Mulaney

Right.

You'd have something to say.

Let me do a little contrast with my wife.

I've told her about 300 times, hey, baby, I'm out of a job.

I don't know if you've heard about that.

I've been telling her for about two years.

I'm out of a job.

We've got to tighten our belts and get our shit together here.

We'd get in this argument

where we had some security at a gig I was playing, you know, and we had to pay the security.

And I said, and Donnie said, well, we'll pay the guy, Phil.

Jimmy security guy said, we'll pay him out of the money from the gig.

You know, I went to go to do Irvine for five nights and Phil came out there.

There's a couple hundred bucks a night and we'll pay him out of the kitty that we get for doing the gig.

And Lynette said, oh, my God, it's exciting.

She said, no, no, no, no.

We'll pay for that.

We'll pay for that.

And so then I talked to... I didn't know about it.

And then I talked to Donnie, and I was like, yeah, Donnie, Lynette's insisting on paying for the security out of you guys instead of out of the gig.