John Mulaney

speaker

3,229 appearances 3 recordings 3 series first heard Dec 2025 last heard 11 May

John Mulaney’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Dec 2025 with 2.

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Adam Carolla Show · John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics) · 14 Dec 2025 podcast

His name was Arnold.

Wait, wait.

Oh, how dare you.

So is it like when you take two ball caps, go forward and backward and make it into a Sherlock Holmes hat?

I never got that.

I got the give me your underpants when I had to have wrist surgery.

You know, and they're like, give us your underpants.

For wrist surgery?

That's what I said.

And I said, the way they do wrist surgeries, they lay you out on a gurney and they strap you to a sandwich board and they strap your arm down because they don't want you flailing about in the middle of their surgery.

And I was like, my hand could not get further away from my junk.

Why do you need my underpants?

And they're like, there's elastic in the band.

There could be a static electric charge and your underpants could literally catch on fire.

And I just said, where's the box?

Because I will sign that box.

I will put my initials in the box.

If my junk bursts into flames during this procedure, you will not be held liable.

Now, look, if you put a cigarette out on my sack, then we've got a problem.

But if the electrostatic charge causes my underpants to burst into flames, it will not cost this facility a penny.

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