John Oliver

Yeah, a lot of people think that that's true, but that's an easily fixed misconception. If you scroll down now to New Amendment 6666, I think you'll see that the Bible is now actually a prostitutional amendment. So it's all in there.

What? Oh, James Madison said the separation of church and state was just their little joke.

What? Oh, James Madison said the separation of church and state was just their little joke.

Are you saying that this guy actually got a constitutional amendment ratified?

Are you saying that this guy actually got a constitutional amendment ratified?

And that's the story of how Gregory Watson got a... Oh, no, you don't have to look at the camera. Why are you talking? I was just delivering my line.

And that's the story of how Gregory Watson got a... Oh, no, you don't have to look at the camera. Why are you talking? I was just delivering my line.

Hang on, hang on. I'm John Hodgman. I'm still on television sometimes. We're done.

Hang on, hang on. I'm John Hodgman. I'm still on television sometimes. We're done.

As you heard earlier, March Madness. This is March Madness, our yearly national orgy of college basketball. My pick for the finals, I think Michigan State is going to get Duke. That's right, the Spartans are going to get them Duke boys. But there are those who wish basketball could return to a purer time. Jason Jones has more.

As you heard earlier, March Madness. This is March Madness, our yearly national orgy of college basketball. My pick for the finals, I think Michigan State is going to get Duke. That's right, the Spartans are going to get them Duke boys. But there are those who wish basketball could return to a purer time. Jason Jones has more.

Jason Jones, everybody. We'll be right back. Welcome back. Oh, doctor. Now, Louisville's big win over Michigan Monday night ended a thrilling NCAA tournament, which saw even savvy bracket prognosticators completely screwed by production assistant Jay Franklin, who I think we can all admit got completely lucky. I mean, note to self, fire Jay Franklin.

Jason Jones, everybody. We'll be right back. Welcome back. Oh, doctor. Now, Louisville's big win over Michigan Monday night ended a thrilling NCAA tournament, which saw even savvy bracket prognosticators completely screwed by production assistant Jay Franklin, who I think we can all admit got completely lucky. I mean, note to self, fire Jay Franklin.

But despite the NCAA's good works, there are those who would try to tear them down. Asif Manvi has more.

But despite the NCAA's good works, there are those who would try to tear them down. Asif Manvi has more.

Well, John, I might be a journalist first, but I'm a person second. And what I saw this afternoon was a nation in pain. Roll it, Chuck.

Well, John, I might be a journalist first, but I'm a person second. And what I saw this afternoon was a nation in pain. Roll it, Chuck.

They were here to send a very clear message to Washington.

They were here to send a very clear message to Washington.

Some were simply too angry for words. and best day of the year. While others were inappropriately articulate.