John Oliver

You see this here, John? LAUGHTER I stole this off the Voting Rights Act of 1965!

I know. I'm just a law, but my ass was raw. And my balls put through a circular saw. And everyone who swore up and down to support me Now they want Planned Parenthood to lay term aboard me. Last night I got hit by a car. It's gone too far for this law. Did I mention my ass was f***ing wrong?

I know. I'm just a law, but my ass was raw. And my balls put through a circular saw. And everyone who swore up and down to support me Now they want Planned Parenthood to lay term aboard me. Last night I got hit by a car. It's gone too far for this law. Did I mention my ass was f***ing wrong?

Come on, John.

Come on, John.

What's she talking about?

What's she talking about?

Oh, let's see, let's see. Actually, I talked with this one chick. She had a pretty nice rack. Kind of a butter face. Anyway, she said, and I quote, Oh my God! The debate was awesome! You know.

Oh, let's see, let's see. Actually, I talked with this one chick. She had a pretty nice rack. Kind of a butter face. Anyway, she said, and I quote, Oh my God! The debate was awesome! You know.

Well, well, well, look who's come crawling back. Yes. We're all started. I know. It's pretty weird to be back. I do not like being in that guest room at all. Oh, really? That was the one room where I worked here you were not allowed to go in, and I don't like being in it now. It feels like I'm doing something wrong by being inside it. You never snuck in to see a guest? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Well, well, well, look who's come crawling back. Yes. We're all started. I know. It's pretty weird to be back. I do not like being in that guest room at all. Oh, really? That was the one room where I worked here you were not allowed to go in, and I don't like being in it now. It feels like I'm doing something wrong by being inside it. You never snuck in to see a guest? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

We were never allowed to really be in there because it had to be kept nice for the guest. Yeah. And it never really occurred to me one day I might be that, and I still don't feel it. So I put my bag in there and then stood in the corridor for the rest of it. I don't want to be in there at all. Yeah, but this place brings back to my memories. You were here. You were in this building.

We were never allowed to really be in there because it had to be kept nice for the guest. Yeah. And it never really occurred to me one day I might be that, and I still don't feel it. So I put my bag in there and then stood in the corridor for the rest of it. I don't want to be in there at all. Yeah, but this place brings back to my memories. You were here. You were in this building.

I was very much in this building, yeah. This was the reason I came to America, and I was here for eight years. Yeah, same.

I was very much in this building, yeah. This was the reason I came to America, and I was here for eight years. Yeah, same.

And you were like, no, come before work. There's nothing I like more than talking to people who have questions about how to make field pieces. Yeah. Because it's such a narrow set of skills. Yes. And all of your questions were great. I remember you leaving and thinking, oh, you're going to be fine. Even though you don't have the answers yet, all your questions are right, so you're going to be fine.

And you were like, no, come before work. There's nothing I like more than talking to people who have questions about how to make field pieces. Yeah. Because it's such a narrow set of skills. Yes. And all of your questions were great. I remember you leaving and thinking, oh, you're going to be fine. Even though you don't have the answers yet, all your questions are right, so you're going to be fine.

You do not have a problem. I will say, before... Before we make it too sincere, you do have that unique skill set of not minding being a dick to people.

You do not have a problem. I will say, before... Before we make it too sincere, you do have that unique skill set of not minding being a dick to people.

You will go hard. In the marrow of my bones, sometimes when our lawyers say they're going to be upset, you go, I'm not having a physical reaction to that at all. Yes. It is of no concern to me whether the Sackler family are mad with me or not. To be honest, I'm a little bit, it's a tingle of happiness. Yeah, but that's kind of what you need to do. Yeah, definitely, yeah.