John Oliver
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I've literally never been in Harrods in my whole life.
International arms dealing.
That's pumped in through the vents.
Historically, that's everywhere.
No, because it would be too heavy.
Yeah.
I think we've moved past brass.
I think the moment that we've got underwater scooters, we've fixed the brass helmet situation.
I think one followed the other.
God, I wish he was wrong, but he is right.
I wanted that to be a distinction without a difference, but actually that was.
Okay.
All he knew was, I want this in my life, despite the fact there's no room or practical use for it.
I'm in the market for an instantly depreciating asset.
To call this thing an investment would not be fair.
You are setting fire to money.
To your money.
But I didn't have the money.
I was just staring at it.
That joke only works if you know what The Daily Show is, otherwise it just seems like a description.