John Oliver
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John... We're not... You can't... You can't possibly be talking about tuberculosis and leprosy. Chuck? Hey, John, yeah, we're talking about tuberculosis and leprosy.
John... We're not... You can't... You can't possibly be talking about tuberculosis and leprosy. Chuck? Hey, John, yeah, we're talking about tuberculosis and leprosy.
You heard what a person on television just said, John. Leprosy in this country. Incredible? Leprosy in this country. Alas, those words are as true now as they were when I said them just before Lou Dobbs did. Leprosy, John. Yes, its effects are already being felt. Look at this chart, John.
You heard what a person on television just said, John. Leprosy in this country. Incredible? Leprosy in this country. Alas, those words are as true now as they were when I said them just before Lou Dobbs did. Leprosy, John. Yes, its effects are already being felt. Look at this chart, John.
As you can see, in the last seven years, the average number of fingers per American hand has dropped off, while the number of fingers that have dropped off has risen dramatically. If this trend continues by 2015, well, you can see... what might happen.
As you can see, in the last seven years, the average number of fingers per American hand has dropped off, while the number of fingers that have dropped off has risen dramatically. If this trend continues by 2015, well, you can see... what might happen.
And that's because of illegal aliens. John, the chart is fundamentally wrong.
And that's because of illegal aliens. John, the chart is fundamentally wrong.
Well, John, you're right. It might not be hooves that Americans have in the future. It could be talons or claws of some kind. Data's still coming in, but the conclusion is inescapable. All Mexicans are lepers.
Well, John, you're right. It might not be hooves that Americans have in the future. It could be talons or claws of some kind. Data's still coming in, but the conclusion is inescapable. All Mexicans are lepers.
John, I cannot, in good conscience, allow this to go unchallenged. I'm sorry.
John, I cannot, in good conscience, allow this to go unchallenged. I'm sorry.
Well, that's good. I love a good debate. Put up your hooves.
Well, that's good. I love a good debate. Put up your hooves.
The soundbite that you played from Lou Dodge.
The soundbite that you played from Lou Dodge.
Yes. Good fellow. Ten fingers.
Yes. Good fellow. Ten fingers.
John. He reported there were 7,000 cases of leprosy in America in the last three years, supposedly because of illegal aliens. That turned out to be wrong. Look at this.
John. He reported there were 7,000 cases of leprosy in America in the last three years, supposedly because of illegal aliens. That turned out to be wrong. Look at this.