John Oliver

Ah, that's 60 minutes.

Ah, that's 60 minutes.

How do you answer to that? Ah, that's just typical limousine leper propaganda.

How do you answer to that? Ah, that's just typical limousine leper propaganda.

No, John. I feel like bringing these diseases out is just a scare tactic.

No, John. I feel like bringing these diseases out is just a scare tactic.

You're right, John. It is very scary. But it doesn't stop at disease.

You're right, John. It is very scary. But it doesn't stop at disease.

My colleagues, Nobel laureate Gingrich, Princeton's Albert Einstein professor of quantum physics, Beck, and Dr. Buchanan have it right. Let me be blunt, John. I can't read the prompter without my glasses. So it stops there.

My colleagues, Nobel laureate Gingrich, Princeton's Albert Einstein professor of quantum physics, Beck, and Dr. Buchanan have it right. Let me be blunt, John. I can't read the prompter without my glasses. So it stops there.

I understand that. But stunning, Buchanan himself, Irish-American. Is he? I don't know. I don't see color, John. You know, John, when the Irish came to this country, they were subject to almost the exact same accusations. They were diseased, drunkards, guilty of immoral behavior.

I understand that. But stunning, Buchanan himself, Irish-American. Is he? I don't know. I don't see color, John. You know, John, when the Irish came to this country, they were subject to almost the exact same accusations. They were diseased, drunkards, guilty of immoral behavior.

Well, at the time, those charges may have been warranted. I mean, look at the historical record as captured in this file footage from Ellis Island. You can't deny that murderous leprechauns were killing our children. It's a matter of fact.

Well, at the time, those charges may have been warranted. I mean, look at the historical record as captured in this file footage from Ellis Island. You can't deny that murderous leprechauns were killing our children. It's a matter of fact.

Your point in all this?

Your point in all this?

Hope, John. Simple, pure hope. That one day these tubercular, leprous, molesting immigrants can repeat the uniquely American journey of the fiendish green-blooded Irish. From unwanted immigrants to not wanting immigrants. While obviously still taking their orders directly from the Pope. John? Thank you very much, John.

Hope, John. Simple, pure hope. That one day these tubercular, leprous, molesting immigrants can repeat the uniquely American journey of the fiendish green-blooded Irish. From unwanted immigrants to not wanting immigrants. While obviously still taking their orders directly from the Pope. John? Thank you very much, John.

John Hodgman. We'll be right back.

John Hodgman. We'll be right back.