John Oliver

Let's get right to the big story. For months, the country has suffered through divided government, corrosive partisan deadlock. But last week in the Senate, a breakthrough.

Let's get right to the big story. For months, the country has suffered through divided government, corrosive partisan deadlock. But last week in the Senate, a breakthrough.

A complicated bill. So that means this bill is more than just a renewal of the Puppies Are Better Than Hitler Act. Not that that didn't have issues. So what was this bill about?

A complicated bill. So that means this bill is more than just a renewal of the Puppies Are Better Than Hitler Act. Not that that didn't have issues. So what was this bill about?

a comprehensive immigration reform bill.

a comprehensive immigration reform bill.

We must bring millions of people out of the garage and onto the front yards of America where they can. Luis, I told you I needed the driveway clean. I guess is my point. Vote Quimby. All right. How would the country react to this very rare display of statesmanship? But if immigrant groups are angry over the bill, at least that means the anti-immigrant crowd must be pleased.

We must bring millions of people out of the garage and onto the front yards of America where they can. Luis, I told you I needed the driveway clean. I guess is my point. Vote Quimby. All right. How would the country react to this very rare display of statesmanship? But if immigrant groups are angry over the bill, at least that means the anti-immigrant crowd must be pleased.

What do you think of the deal? I think the deal stinks.

What do you think of the deal? I think the deal stinks.

I guess that was Leghorn-esque.

I guess that was Leghorn-esque.

So the left is pissed off. The right is pissed off. And ladies and gentlemen, here comes the president, flanked by his silent wingmen. All right. Here's the plan. We're going to go out there. I'm going to do some immigration talking. Now, if everything goes good, I'll take some questions.

So the left is pissed off. The right is pissed off. And ladies and gentlemen, here comes the president, flanked by his silent wingmen. All right. Here's the plan. We're going to go out there. I'm going to do some immigration talking. Now, if everything goes good, I'll take some questions.

But if anyone sees anything suspicious, like a squirrel or something, we just pivot, turn, and walk away like we rehearsed. Comprehend it? Okay. Let's do it.

But if anyone sees anything suspicious, like a squirrel or something, we just pivot, turn, and walk away like we rehearsed. Comprehend it? Okay. Let's do it.

Hey, is this squirrel following us? So, what is the... Oh, we have the advantage of writing to footage. What is the bill?

Hey, is this squirrel following us? So, what is the... Oh, we have the advantage of writing to footage. What is the bill?

Basically, some immigrants already in the country illegally will have to pay a $5,000 fine, and then the head of their household will make a touchback trip to their home country, at which point they can apply for Z visas to have a chance at gaining permanent legal status within eight years.

Basically, some immigrants already in the country illegally will have to pay a $5,000 fine, and then the head of their household will make a touchback trip to their home country, at which point they can apply for Z visas to have a chance at gaining permanent legal status within eight years.