John Oliver
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Podcast Appearances
Hey! Hey! I'm one of those rats! And I'll have you know, I crossed the ocean on a very comfortable Virgin Atlantic flight. The time flew by, so get your facts straight. So even the WWE currently has a storyline around the immigration debate. And to give them credit, they actually had a good discussion about the ambivalence and hypocrisy at the heart of our policies.
Hey! Hey! I'm one of those rats! And I'll have you know, I crossed the ocean on a very comfortable Virgin Atlantic flight. The time flew by, so get your facts straight. So even the WWE currently has a storyline around the immigration debate. And to give them credit, they actually had a good discussion about the ambivalence and hypocrisy at the heart of our policies.
What a beautiful dream of television is this? Not only was that technically more articulate a debate than anything we've heard in Congress, but it came with half-naked men fighting. It's like C-Span with elbow drops. Please, give me more. Zev was even mad that John Oliver took over for Jon Stewart.
What a beautiful dream of television is this? Not only was that technically more articulate a debate than anything we've heard in Congress, but it came with half-naked men fighting. It's like C-Span with elbow drops. Please, give me more. Zev was even mad that John Oliver took over for Jon Stewart.
Yes. And let me say, if Zeb wants to go after immigrant rats, he better be prepared to get gnawed on, because we got teeth. I may not quite have the muscle mass for this. I might need a little help. Mick, Mick, do you mind helping me? Mick? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Oh, yes. Huh? Yeah? I got this, John. Okay. Take it. Take it.
Yes. And let me say, if Zeb wants to go after immigrant rats, he better be prepared to get gnawed on, because we got teeth. I may not quite have the muscle mass for this. I might need a little help. Mick, Mick, do you mind helping me? Mick? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Oh, yes. Huh? Yeah? I got this, John. Okay. Take it. Take it.
Oh, okay. Oh, dear. Oh, dear, Zeb.
Oh, okay. Oh, dear. Oh, dear, Zeb.
Also, would you rather the strawberries in your protein shake cost 75 bucks? Because that is the economic reality of the situation. It's complicated. Complicated.
Also, would you rather the strawberries in your protein shake cost 75 bucks? Because that is the economic reality of the situation. It's complicated. Complicated.
You speak English.
You speak English.
Yes, and the only... You will only need one document there, a prescription for morphine. That's a painkiller, mother... Boom! Boom!
Yes, and the only... You will only need one document there, a prescription for morphine. That's a painkiller, mother... Boom! Boom!
So if you, Zev, have the guts to debate, we'll be here any time you come down here next week and you say to my face, I'm not going to be here next week.
So if you, Zev, have the guts to debate, we'll be here any time you come down here next week and you say to my face, I'm not going to be here next week.
In which case, Zeb, you should come back in September and ask for Jon Stewart, the host, and take it up with him. Take it up with him. But the point about immigration stands. Yes, it does. Nick Foley, everyone. We'll be right back.
In which case, Zeb, you should come back in September and ask for Jon Stewart, the host, and take it up with him. Take it up with him. But the point about immigration stands. Yes, it does. Nick Foley, everyone. We'll be right back.