John Rallo

Crazy athletic, but built like Bobby Lashley. He can do full splits over tables.

Crazy athletic, but built like Bobby Lashley. He can do full splits over tables.

While he's doing 500-pound overhead squats. Oh, shit. Bro, he's crazy flexible. And he weighs a thong. He's a nut. He's a nut. He's always doing nutty shit for the internet.

While he's doing 500-pound overhead squats. Oh, shit. Bro, he's crazy flexible. And he weighs a thong. He's a nut. He's a nut. He's always doing nutty shit for the internet.

While he's doing 500-pound overhead squats. Oh, shit. Bro, he's crazy flexible. And he weighs a thong. He's a nut. He's a nut. He's always doing nutty shit for the internet.

No, no, no. I think you need some other things. I'm afraid of my stomach.

No, no, no. I think you need some other things. I'm afraid of my stomach.

No, no, no. I think you need some other things. I'm afraid of my stomach.

You take the smelling salts before you go across the border with 15 pounds of steroids.

You take the smelling salts before you go across the border with 15 pounds of steroids.

You take the smelling salts before you go across the border with 15 pounds of steroids.

No, no, no, no, no. So, again, this is a fresh one. The fresh ones are the strongest. Jesus Christ. This is so strong that I'm going to open it. It's a sealed bottle. The bottle's sealed, and the bag is sealed, too. God damn it, my hands are sweaty. This stinks already. Just smell it. It stinks already. I haven't even opened the bag yet. The bag is still sealed. You guys are going to find out.

No, no, no, no, no. So, again, this is a fresh one. The fresh ones are the strongest. Jesus Christ. This is so strong that I'm going to open it. It's a sealed bottle. The bottle's sealed, and the bag is sealed, too. God damn it, my hands are sweaty. This stinks already. Just smell it. It stinks already. I haven't even opened the bag yet. The bag is still sealed. You guys are going to find out.

No, no, no, no, no. So, again, this is a fresh one. The fresh ones are the strongest. Jesus Christ. This is so strong that I'm going to open it. It's a sealed bottle. The bottle's sealed, and the bag is sealed, too. God damn it, my hands are sweaty. This stinks already. Just smell it. It stinks already. I haven't even opened the bag yet. The bag is still sealed. You guys are going to find out.

The bag is still sealed. So I'm going to open this and just... Okay. Smell that. Smell that. Just get a whiff, and it's sealed inside the bag.

The bag is still sealed. So I'm going to open this and just... Okay. Smell that. Smell that. Just get a whiff, and it's sealed inside the bag.

The bag is still sealed. So I'm going to open this and just... Okay. Smell that. Smell that. Just get a whiff, and it's sealed inside the bag.

This is fully sealed. Fully sealed. You got it? Right, right, right? But you're not even ready yet. You don't even know what's happening now.

This is fully sealed. Fully sealed. You got it? Right, right, right? But you're not even ready yet. You don't even know what's happening now.

This is fully sealed. Fully sealed. You got it? Right, right, right? But you're not even ready yet. You don't even know what's happening now.