John Robins

The businessman's like, I'm so rich I can sew jewels into your clothes and not tell you.

No.

Imagine if I'd done that to you when you were pissed.

But it's not...

I put a grand in your back pocket and you got the train back to Buckinghamshire.

But the jewel doesn't represent... Have you looked in your pocket yet, John?

Sewn in our clothes.

But he didn't though, did he?

He didn't have anything in his clothes.

He'd gone to his mate's house, got pissed, fallen asleep, and then he'd woken up, had a jewel sewn into his trousers, which he didn't know about.

That's not the same as having the tools to enlightenment.

What the drunk would have needed was a fry-up.

And he had the means to pay for it.

Let's do keepy-uppies on the way up.

I just don't feel like Dave's got the crown of life in him.

Well, I'm full of candy floss at the moment.

I didn't see any of this when you were filming the bonus content in a service station.

On Tuesday.

I would say you were content for the first hour.

Yeah, to snap you up to things.