John "Shrek" McPhee
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So I had to get back with that video.
Shit.
So-
How was it when you got back?
Got back to the safe house in Jalalabad, contacted the rear, talked to, you know, Commander Fury.
I drew the fucking assault plan on like a napkin or fucking piece of paper.
And it was like, stick figure, dudes to trucks, to house, to trucks, to like...
home and then that one option we just drive in we hit the house we drive out right that'd take forever next option drive in helicopter out airplane to bagram right so it was like you know
Airplane, helicopter, truck, house.
Later, whatever general called me Picasso.
I seen your drawings.
And everyone made fun of me, but like, yo, Chicago public school education, you can't take your books, can't leave the school.
Of course I'm drawing fucking sticks figures here.
You know what I mean?
You didn't send me with a proper reporting format.
I don't fucking know what to say or do, right?
So literally the assault pan was a Trojan horse.
based off of my fucking stick figures.
But what happens is I get back, I rented, I got more trucks.
Like now I got a Terp.