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John "Shrek" McPhee

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3431 total appearances

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

So I had to get back with that video.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

Shit.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

So-

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

How was it when you got back?

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

Got back to the safe house in Jalalabad, contacted the rear, talked to, you know, Commander Fury.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

I drew the fucking assault plan on like a napkin or fucking piece of paper.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

And it was like, stick figure, dudes to trucks, to house, to trucks, to like...

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

home and then that one option we just drive in we hit the house we drive out right that'd take forever next option drive in helicopter out airplane to bagram right so it was like you know

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

Airplane, helicopter, truck, house.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

Later, whatever general called me Picasso.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

I seen your drawings.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

And everyone made fun of me, but like, yo, Chicago public school education, you can't take your books, can't leave the school.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

Of course I'm drawing fucking sticks figures here.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

You know what I mean?

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

You didn't send me with a proper reporting format.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

I don't fucking know what to say or do, right?

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

So literally the assault pan was a Trojan horse.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

based off of my fucking stick figures.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

But what happens is I get back, I rented, I got more trucks.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

Like now I got a Terp.

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