John "Shrek" McPhee

We talked to the driver.

Like I handed the driver like this wad of cash when we got back and he was just like, ah, it's like fucking $8.

You know what I mean?

Like, and then I driver, everyone got paid, but we filled the trucks with,

like them savage like mattresses.

You know, it's not really a mattress.

It's just like foam, like twin bed size, literally knee deep in the back of the trucks for guys to hang out.

And then they were doing the Trojan horse.

So what I didn't know is while they were at Bagram, they built facades for the back of the trucks that look like water bottles and

So if you lifted the thing, it was water bottles, cases of water, but it was a facade on a piece of plywood, so they couldn't see the assaulters.

And it was like one box wide or something.

So the guys flew in the Jalalabad, met me with the Jingley trucks, got off the trucks, on the Jingley trucks, five or six hours, five or six checkpoints, a couple sketchy ones to get through.

Why sketchy?

What happened?

I'm going to tell you what sketchy checkpoints look like in Afghanistan.

They'll have that one little string in the middle of the road on two bricks on this side and two bricks on this side.

You seen that before?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Fuck with that string.