John "Shrek" McPhee

Yeah, because they thought bin Laden might cross at some time.

You know what I mean?

Like, we all know that was bullshit, but, like, we're securing the border, right?

Like, so I had been to other, like, they call it AFO, right?

Advanced Forced Operations, right?

Yeah.

back then it was like black magic you know what i mean like who's gonna do this like first off war requires bodies and what everyone doesn't know is everyone's gonna fucking have to do it before too long but um at that point you know like afo like this was a new thing and then they we had the opportunity to put guys on the other side of the border also why the fuck not

you know what i mean um and then yeah basically super easy job like we'd get intel we'd fucking drive them to point x definitely not tell them anything you know what i mean uh and then uh be like go raid that compound and they'd be like major how did you know there'd be so many landmines in that compound like

I never told him, but I could read the GPS.

That's what I wanted to say, but I just left it a mystery, you know what I mean?

But yeah, we fucking did all kinds of shit on the other side of the border.

What kind of stuff?

Well, you know, the fucking Pakistanis, first off, don't want bin Laden or al-Qaeda in their fucking country.

And I know this might sound hard to believe, and this was hard for me to take, but like the Pakistani special forces guys are as proud as Pakistan as we are America.

And they want what's right for fucking their country.

You know what I mean?

Now, it's hard for me to grasp.

Like, wait, you guys are patriots of Pakistan?

That kind of sounds ridiculous to me.

But the reality is it's where you live.