John "Shrek" McPhee

It's where you work.

It's where you grew.

You're a special forces guy.

Of course, you're a patriot of Pakistan.

You know what I mean?

And these guys wanted to do, they're on the side of right.

Man, we'd run up on these Al-Qaeda compounds, and they would want to surround them and wait them out.

And in the middle of the night, they'd come out guns a-blazin' and disappear into the dark.

You know what I mean?

They'd be like, yo, let us level the compound right now.

They'd be like, no, we wait them out.

Really not much happened on the other side of the border, per se, like gunfights in the frontier providences.

So it's pretty boring in that way.

But we did get fucking rocketed and mortared every fucking night, just like Afghanistan.

Probably worse.

I will tell you, one of our first missions, we were at Haqqani's house.

looking for hakani and supposedly he dressed up like a girl he was one of the girls and they're like no we can't touch the girls it's like one of these girls is a fucking boy but you can't touch girls in general um that's the same place where bird doll was i raided the place that they fucking housed him how crazy oh shit yeah hakani's place across the border

Where'd you go?

I left Pakistan.

I was shitting in a fucking hole in a fucking compound in fucking Pakistan.