John "Shrek" McPhee
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So I figured, well, I'm still just a single guy, whatever.
I'll do SF or I might have been married at the time, but I figured I'd do special forces.
A buddy of mine went, said it was like, it's nothing you couldn't do every day.
Oh, fuck.
That sounds like me right there.
You know what I mean?
So I went.
How was it?
I was on the fucking worst team ever in the history of Special Forces selection.
I'm pretty fucking sure of it.
Why is that?
Dude, like.
I was just on a team with a bunch of fucking pussies.
You know what I mean?
Fucking, let's just say it like it is.
Like, you know, like the smokings are only for so many hours.
You can only do so many fucking pushups.
This isn't a fucking thing.
This is daily shit in Ranger Battalion.
You know what I mean?