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John "Shrek" McPhee

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

And my guy's like, and like, we're doing log.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

I had a nickname Zero for a while for selection and like the mandatory log day where it's like, huh, what?

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

You know what I mean?

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

Like you do the log or you lift it up.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

You know, it's like 12 people on a fucking log, right?

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

Okay.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

If all 12 people actually lifted the log, the log ain't fucking heavy.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

But when everyone's bitched up, like, it makes the heavy end a lot fucking heavier.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

Right?

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

It makes the light end a lot fucking heavier.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

So, like...

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

And we're doing the log PT and like my team is just fucking like, except for like one or two guys on my team, like we might as well be the fucking, you know, the retard squad out here.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

I don't fucking know.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

You know, it's fucking sad.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

So it's like one, you know, and they count the cadence like one, two, three, four.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

And then you yell the number like one.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

You know what I'm saying?

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

I just started yelling zero.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

Fucking zero, motherfuckers.

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad

Zero, right?

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