John "Shrek" McPhee
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So I yelled zero so many times.
One of the cadre came up to me and he was like,
yell zero again and you may not make it through selection.
I'm like, Roger that Sarge.
One, two, three, four, fucking zero again, motherfuckers.
Like I yelled zero again, you know what I mean?
So he's like you with me.
So he brings me to the front of everybody.
Everyone gets a break while they're fucking with me.
So anyone in my selection course, you're fucking welcome.
Especially you fucking pussies, you know what I mean?
Anyway, so they gave me my own six foot log.
The six foot log is worse than the big log.
You know what I mean?
But at this point, I can't be the fucking, I can't be weak here.
You know what I mean?
I got myself into this position and you know how you get out of this position?
You fucking rockstar that shit.
I grabbed that log.
One, two, three, fucking zero.