John "Shrek" McPhee

One, two, three, zero.

I just kept yelling zero.

There's the pathway for everybody that's asking.

There you go.

And then so everyone called me zero in selection.

But like that little log was no joke.

I literally had to like do shit, be strong, fucking breathe.

You know what I mean?

Probably a lot girthier than the other logs, eh?

You would know you're in the fucking Navy.

You know what I mean?

So anyway, yeah.

And then like, you know, like you start first thing in the morning and then you got to do like your selection event or whatever the fucking craziness they throw at you during the day.

And like most teams are getting done around like three o'clock with their first event.

And there's a couple of nights we came in like bedtime.

And they just let us out there walking with these fucking whatever bullshit we're fucking doing that day.

Like, I was on the worst team ever.

And then I thought this was interesting.

The final road march for selection, like, literally you walk.

They line everybody up, you know, and I think there's like a gunshot or someone yells go or air horn or something.