John "Shrek" McPhee
👤 Speaker
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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
You know, like, go.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Everyone takes off like a fucking bat out of hell.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
And I'm just thinking...
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
You ever been on a fucking 20 miler or 25 mile road march?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Like that is not the speed you start at.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
You start slow and you taper off.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
You know what I'm saying?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
That's how you win.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
And like all these people take off.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
So I'm just like.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
So I just start walking, right?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
And then about two miles in, there's a creek you got to cross, right?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
And I never seen this before.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Like, dudes would stop, and they're trying to put a garbage bag over their leg and over their sock.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Bullshit.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I seen tons of fucking dudes doing this.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
So I just walked right fucking through.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
This gave me a major lead on all them fucking assholes.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
You know what I mean?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Yeah.