John "Shrek" McPhee
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I'm good at every fucking thing.
And if I ain't good, I'm going to practice till I am good.
You know what I mean?
So, of everybody, like, why not?
And then, you know, turns out later, a bunch of the guys from IQ Course ended up in the unit.
You probably talked to a couple of them, I think.
I would not doubt that.
Um, but yeah, uh, I don't know what he saw.
You know, I just, I'm a savage.
When you give me a written test, it's going to be 70%.
You let me put my hands on shit.
I'm really good at that.
Right.
I was a mechanic.
I can figure it out.
And I'm really handy at a lot of shit.
I show up, some fucking rando dude, like, and when I say rando, it doesn't even look like a fucking army guy rando, you know what I mean?
Like, rando dude with a clipboard, like, what's your name?
All right, push-ups, go.
Sit-ups, go, right?