John "Shrek" McPhee

And the run, there was two of my team leaders in Ranger Battalion at that PT test, and they're like, what the fuck you doing here?

You're not gonna fucking pass.

And then I made sure on the last lap or two, I lapped him.

You know what I mean?

I wasn't going to lap him, but then I was like, man, you know what I mean?

I got a little gas in the tank.

Yeah, by the way, I haven't slept.

And then, yeah, I passed, and I got my selection date, went to unit selection.

Yeah, not even.

Dude, when I got orders for that Delta Force selection, you know what I mean?

Like, they wanted to give me scuba school.

They wanted me, you know what I mean?

They wanted to give me everything at that point.

Well, they didn't want to lose me, so they're trying to, like, we'll give you scuba school.

We'll give you, like, they're trying to keep me around.

And they're like, well, we'll give you pre-scuba, and you could do that as your train up.

You'll be in super good shape before selection, which would have been a true statement, but my feet would have been soft for walking all those fucking miles.

Yeah.

You show up.

There's like fucking 10 kit bags.