John "Shrek" McPhee

Everything is perfectly sized to you, has your fucking name on it.

Like, oh, you got already packed.

All you got to do is throw them on your shelves and start fucking training.

Like I'd never seen that.

You know what I mean?

And I'll tell you another thing is like when you pass selection, which selection was great, by the way, no one fucks with you.

They just let you walk for days and miles and days and no one talks to you.

And like, it's fucking great.

It's the best thing ever.

when I put on them GS G9 assault boots.

So when you get done and you pass, you go like in the next room and they had all this gear laid out where you got to try on your sizes.

So when you show up, they got all your shit, the right size and everything.

And you just start fucking training, right?

So I put on them GSG-9 assault boots.

Remember those?

There was a day where those were like hot.

Like, you know what I mean?

I had only seen, I might've seen one picture with a dude with those boots, but I heard they wore them and that's kind of all I knew.

So fucking fuck you internet for ruining the mystique of fucking walking into something blind.

You know what I mean?