John "Shrek" McPhee
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Luckily, this mid-level guy to next-to-be leadership guy on my team was in Ranger Battalion, and we were really good friends.
So I'm like, yo, what's up with this fucking medic dude?
You know what I mean?
And he was like, his nickname was Ass Wound.
Another story, right?
And he was like, you mean Ass Wound so-and-so?
I'm like...
He wounded my ass.
He's like, no, he wounded someone else's ass.
And I'm like, oh no, he wounded my ass too, right?
And then I had to tell him the story.
And every time I'd see the guy, I'd be like, I need whatever.
Like, I got no patience for you anymore.
You know, analgesic bomb.
Fool me once, fuck me.
You know what I mean?
But yeah, he was my first medic.
I was in group one month and I was in OTC, 30 days max.
Fucking great.
I sucked at a lot of shit.