John "Shrek" McPhee

And then analgesic bomb like and I'm raw, too.

So I might as well fucking use this whole tube.

You know, I want to save some for later if it works.

But like I need most of it right now because I'm really chafed.

So I get a good amount on my fingers and I'm rubbing my shit.

You know what I mean?

And at first, like the cream was like cool and cold.

You know what I mean?

So it went on, it was cooling.

It was like, ah, analgesic bomb has fucking been gay.

he had me rub fucking bengay on raw meat on the inside of my ass my asshole my thighs like bengay on my fucking raw shit are you fucking sick you know what i mean what the fuck is wrong with this guy this is what i'm thinking you know so i'm in i'm in my poncho hooch screaming in fucking pain without making a noise till it was fucking done burning

When it got done burning, it didn't chafe again.

Not cool, you know what I mean?

And then when I got to my squadron, my troop had run selection.

So I went to the selection.

I went to the troop that ran my selection.

That dude was my medic.

My first medic.

And I was like, hey, can I?

And I'm a new guy on a team.