John "Shrek" McPhee
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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
You know what I mean?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I don't know what that means, but I know this.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
A-N-A-L is the first words, and that's exactly where I'm smearing this shit.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
So I figured, yeah, this is something for your ass.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
It's analgesic balm.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Why else?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
My ass hurts.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
He gives me something that says anal on it.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
It just seems like if this is Latin or something, it seems like this feels right, you know?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
So I go in my, you know what fucking analgesic balm is?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Yeah, it's not fucking funny.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I'm going to tell you that right now.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
This doesn't end up funny.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
So I do the wet naps.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I wipe my shit.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I clean my shit as best as I'm a good soldier.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Clean your shit.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
He said, clean your shit.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I clean my shit.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Right.