John "Shrek" McPhee
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The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
He's like, looks like you're a little chafed.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Yo, Captain Obvious, like you're crushing it over here.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Like keep going, you know?
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
So he's like, looks like you're a little chafed.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I'm gonna give you some stuff.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Here's what I want you to do.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Go back to your hooch.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Clean yourself off really good.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
The areas with the wet nap from the MRE.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I'm like, OK, I got MRE.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
He's like, you know, they give us to it.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
They got to feed us.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I got those.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
And he's like, gives me this stuff.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Rub this on.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
It'll go away.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
Okay.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
So I walk out of the Humvee.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
I look at what he gives me, and it's analgesic balm.
The Shawn Ryan Show
#133 John "Shrek" McPhee - The Sheriff of Baghdad
So I don't know what the fucking analgesic balm is.