John Smith

You could pass out.

You could pass out.

You could pass out.

Hey, that's the reality anyway.

Hey, that's the reality anyway.

Hey, that's the reality anyway.

What were you saying?

What were you saying?

What were you saying?

My like unconscious body. What if it ain't happening, bro? One time, by the way, I've been doing this thing where I don't wear my seatbelt when we land, bro. I'm going to tell you something where you should wear it. Because I did it once, and I guess I just had a really good flight.

My like unconscious body. What if it ain't happening, bro? One time, by the way, I've been doing this thing where I don't wear my seatbelt when we land, bro. I'm going to tell you something where you should wear it. Because I did it once, and I guess I just had a really good flight.

My like unconscious body. What if it ain't happening, bro? One time, by the way, I've been doing this thing where I don't wear my seatbelt when we land, bro. I'm going to tell you something where you should wear it. Because I did it once, and I guess I just had a really good flight.

Oh, so the second time that this happened, I was like, I'm not going to wear my seatbelt. Like, whatever. Last time I was chilling. I almost went under the fucking seat. Because when you hit the ground and then they hit the brakes, bro. Laws of motion, babe. My asshole almost fucking flew under.

Oh, so the second time that this happened, I was like, I'm not going to wear my seatbelt. Like, whatever. Last time I was chilling. I almost went under the fucking seat. Because when you hit the ground and then they hit the brakes, bro. Laws of motion, babe. My asshole almost fucking flew under.

Oh, so the second time that this happened, I was like, I'm not going to wear my seatbelt. Like, whatever. Last time I was chilling. I almost went under the fucking seat. Because when you hit the ground and then they hit the brakes, bro. Laws of motion, babe. My asshole almost fucking flew under.

When you're landing probably slower 300 miles per hour to So like yeah, your body's gonna keep moving same idea with a car crash Well, it's it's it's not until that they hit the brakes like you're already on the floor Then they hit the brakes really hard and you're kind of like like that where I almost slid underneath the seat in front Of me and I was like you're never doing that again That's such a row.

When you're landing probably slower 300 miles per hour to So like yeah, your body's gonna keep moving same idea with a car crash Well, it's it's it's not until that they hit the brakes like you're already on the floor Then they hit the brakes really hard and you're kind of like like that where I almost slid underneath the seat in front Of me and I was like you're never doing that again That's such a row.

When you're landing probably slower 300 miles per hour to So like yeah, your body's gonna keep moving same idea with a car crash Well, it's it's it's not until that they hit the brakes like you're already on the floor Then they hit the brakes really hard and you're kind of like like that where I almost slid underneath the seat in front Of me and I was like you're never doing that again That's such a row.

Did I ever tell you the story about the old Asian dude who took my seatbelt? Yeah, you did Did I tell you that?

Did I ever tell you the story about the old Asian dude who took my seatbelt? Yeah, you did Did I tell you that?