John Smith

Did I ever tell you the story about the old Asian dude who took my seatbelt? Yeah, you did Did I tell you that?

I was on a flight, and there was this old Asian guy sitting next to me, and I had a middle seat. So I was a little confused about where my seatbelt was because I couldn't find it. I was like, okay, I have one of them. And then I look over. He's buckled in, and he's holding mine. Like he's bracing himself, basically. So I was kind of like, this guy seems like he's nervous to fly.

I was on a flight, and there was this old Asian guy sitting next to me, and I had a middle seat. So I was a little confused about where my seatbelt was because I couldn't find it. I was like, okay, I have one of them. And then I look over. He's buckled in, and he's holding mine. Like he's bracing himself, basically. So I was kind of like, this guy seems like he's nervous to fly.

I was on a flight, and there was this old Asian guy sitting next to me, and I had a middle seat. So I was a little confused about where my seatbelt was because I couldn't find it. I was like, okay, I have one of them. And then I look over. He's buckled in, and he's holding mine. Like he's bracing himself, basically. So I was kind of like, this guy seems like he's nervous to fly.

Like I'm not going to, like, take his thing from him or whatever. But he held on to it. So I was just kind of like –

Like I'm not going to, like, take his thing from him or whatever. But he held on to it. So I was just kind of like –

Like I'm not going to, like, take his thing from him or whatever. But he held on to it. So I was just kind of like –

Yeah. I just figured the dude was like scared to fly or something. Cause he was holding onto that. Clearly he knew he took my belt and he was just like, no, I'm scared, which I'm sympathetic to. Cause I used to be very afraid of flying.

Yeah. I just figured the dude was like scared to fly or something. Cause he was holding onto that. Clearly he knew he took my belt and he was just like, no, I'm scared, which I'm sympathetic to. Cause I used to be very afraid of flying.

Yeah. I just figured the dude was like scared to fly or something. Cause he was holding onto that. Clearly he knew he took my belt and he was just like, no, I'm scared, which I'm sympathetic to. Cause I used to be very afraid of flying.

And there was another time our girl came on my flight. I thought I was going to have a free seat next to me. This is in Vegas going home. She got on the flight. Her sandal was blown to shit. And she was sweating like crazy. And I was like, oh, she just ran for the plane. But then she sits down and she's fucking terrified of flying.

And there was another time our girl came on my flight. I thought I was going to have a free seat next to me. This is in Vegas going home. She got on the flight. Her sandal was blown to shit. And she was sweating like crazy. And I was like, oh, she just ran for the plane. But then she sits down and she's fucking terrified of flying.

And there was another time our girl came on my flight. I thought I was going to have a free seat next to me. This is in Vegas going home. She got on the flight. Her sandal was blown to shit. And she was sweating like crazy. And I was like, oh, she just ran for the plane. But then she sits down and she's fucking terrified of flying.

And this was already like, this was like one of my first kind of flights and shit like that. So I'm just like, yo, shut up. Like in my head, I'm saying like, yo, please stop. You're making this worse for me. But I couldn't say anything. And she's going like that. It's like it's at night. It was a red eye, bro. I was up. I couldn't. It was terrifying.

And this was already like, this was like one of my first kind of flights and shit like that. So I'm just like, yo, shut up. Like in my head, I'm saying like, yo, please stop. You're making this worse for me. But I couldn't say anything. And she's going like that. It's like it's at night. It was a red eye, bro. I was up. I couldn't. It was terrifying.

And this was already like, this was like one of my first kind of flights and shit like that. So I'm just like, yo, shut up. Like in my head, I'm saying like, yo, please stop. You're making this worse for me. But I couldn't say anything. And she's going like that. It's like it's at night. It was a red eye, bro. I was up. I couldn't. It was terrifying.

Like think about how much worse that makes it when someone else is going, oh, oh.

Like think about how much worse that makes it when someone else is going, oh, oh.

Like think about how much worse that makes it when someone else is going, oh, oh.

Yeah. Frank just goes into his zone.