John Smith

And so they take some more videos and some more pictures of Dirk, and they're like, oh, maybe he's hungry. And they try to feed him people food, but I guess Dirk really isn't feeling that. So then they're thinking, well, penguins like water. We have water. And so they put him in the shower so that he'll be in a wet environment.

And so they take some more videos and some more pictures of Dirk, and they're like, oh, maybe he's hungry. And they try to feed him people food, but I guess Dirk really isn't feeling that. So then they're thinking, well, penguins like water. We have water. And so they put him in the shower so that he'll be in a wet environment.

But pretty quickly they realize they have no idea what the hell they're doing. And the novelty of this whole experience is starting to wear off. And so finally they're like, oh hell, what have we done? I mean, they don't know how to take care of a penguin. I mean, like what if he dies? And so they decide like, all right, we gotta get rid of him. But how?

But pretty quickly they realize they have no idea what the hell they're doing. And the novelty of this whole experience is starting to wear off. And so finally they're like, oh hell, what have we done? I mean, they don't know how to take care of a penguin. I mean, like what if he dies? And so they decide like, all right, we gotta get rid of him. But how?

But pretty quickly they realize they have no idea what the hell they're doing. And the novelty of this whole experience is starting to wear off. And so finally they're like, oh hell, what have we done? I mean, they don't know how to take care of a penguin. I mean, like what if he dies? And so they decide like, all right, we gotta get rid of him. But how?

They can't just drop Dirk off in the middle of the street and walk away. Someone would probably see them and call the police on them. So instead, they take him over to the local canal and they drop him off thinking, oh, he's near the ocean. He'll survive. He'll be fine. And then the guys leave. Here's the thing about this canal though. This isn't just an ordinary canal.

They can't just drop Dirk off in the middle of the street and walk away. Someone would probably see them and call the police on them. So instead, they take him over to the local canal and they drop him off thinking, oh, he's near the ocean. He'll survive. He'll be fine. And then the guys leave. Here's the thing about this canal though. This isn't just an ordinary canal.

They can't just drop Dirk off in the middle of the street and walk away. Someone would probably see them and call the police on them. So instead, they take him over to the local canal and they drop him off thinking, oh, he's near the ocean. He'll survive. He'll be fine. And then the guys leave. Here's the thing about this canal though. This isn't just an ordinary canal.

This canal is apparently very popular with local sharks. And remember, Dirk was born and raised in captivity. Little bro doesn't know what a shark is. And so he jumps right in the water and he goes for a swim. Lucky for him, there are no sharks around at this moment. But when he gets back on land, there are some local dogs that spot him and they start going nuts.

This canal is apparently very popular with local sharks. And remember, Dirk was born and raised in captivity. Little bro doesn't know what a shark is. And so he jumps right in the water and he goes for a swim. Lucky for him, there are no sharks around at this moment. But when he gets back on land, there are some local dogs that spot him and they start going nuts.

This canal is apparently very popular with local sharks. And remember, Dirk was born and raised in captivity. Little bro doesn't know what a shark is. And so he jumps right in the water and he goes for a swim. Lucky for him, there are no sharks around at this moment. But when he gets back on land, there are some local dogs that spot him and they start going nuts.

and they chase him around and poor little dirk i mean he just wants to be back in his enclosure with his love peaches i mean he was just minding his own business when a couple of stoners came along and snatched him up he didn't ask for any of this meanwhile by now reece and carrie are chilling back home and they've gotten rid of dirk and so they're safe now and they're back to thinking that this whole scenario is just hilarious

and they chase him around and poor little dirk i mean he just wants to be back in his enclosure with his love peaches i mean he was just minding his own business when a couple of stoners came along and snatched him up he didn't ask for any of this meanwhile by now reece and carrie are chilling back home and they've gotten rid of dirk and so they're safe now and they're back to thinking that this whole scenario is just hilarious

and they chase him around and poor little dirk i mean he just wants to be back in his enclosure with his love peaches i mean he was just minding his own business when a couple of stoners came along and snatched him up he didn't ask for any of this meanwhile by now reece and carrie are chilling back home and they've gotten rid of dirk and so they're safe now and they're back to thinking that this whole scenario is just hilarious

And so they take some of those photos and videos from the night before and they post them on Facebook, bragging about what they did. And one of their friends sees this and their friend, they don't think this is funny at all. And so they call the police and immediately local police go out looking for Dirk. 12 hours later, police finally find him, alone and shivering, hiding near a jetty pylon.

And so they take some of those photos and videos from the night before and they post them on Facebook, bragging about what they did. And one of their friends sees this and their friend, they don't think this is funny at all. And so they call the police and immediately local police go out looking for Dirk. 12 hours later, police finally find him, alone and shivering, hiding near a jetty pylon.

And so they take some of those photos and videos from the night before and they post them on Facebook, bragging about what they did. And one of their friends sees this and their friend, they don't think this is funny at all. And so they call the police and immediately local police go out looking for Dirk. 12 hours later, police finally find him, alone and shivering, hiding near a jetty pylon.

And he's traumatized, but he's not hurt. And eventually, Dirk gets back to SeaWorld where he is finally reunited with his beloved Peaches. And so then, bam, Reese gets arrested, and so does Carrie, and so does James. And here's a picture of Reese in real life, here's a picture of Carrie in real life, and I couldn't find a picture of James, so here's a picture of James Earl Jones.

And he's traumatized, but he's not hurt. And eventually, Dirk gets back to SeaWorld where he is finally reunited with his beloved Peaches. And so then, bam, Reese gets arrested, and so does Carrie, and so does James. And here's a picture of Reese in real life, here's a picture of Carrie in real life, and I couldn't find a picture of James, so here's a picture of James Earl Jones.

And he's traumatized, but he's not hurt. And eventually, Dirk gets back to SeaWorld where he is finally reunited with his beloved Peaches. And so then, bam, Reese gets arrested, and so does Carrie, and so does James. And here's a picture of Reese in real life, here's a picture of Carrie in real life, and I couldn't find a picture of James, so here's a picture of James Earl Jones.