Johnny B

Fuck would I be there abouts?

There's no Skittle Hall in that.

And they have big boots and they have big shiny suits on him and a helmet, a skull cap on him and a pair of spectacles and he flies down the hill.

So I take particular exemption to the amount of money wasted on ski jumping.

And the whole Olympics, it's over in 17 days.

17 days.

And the opening ceremony was another waste of money.

It was about 10 billion.

A young one flopping around and she had big wings on her like an eagle.

Pure waste of money.

Just the Winter Olympics.

I mean, I don't mind lads running around in the field.

There's a bit of crack in there.

Yeah, I mean, Sonia O'Sullivan, fair play to her and all.

But like, when Wimbledon is on, every young lad is out in the housing estate with a tennis racket.

And when the World Cup is on, every lad is kicking a ball against the wall.

But when the Winter Olympics is on, there's fucking nobody snowboarding around the boat.

Noel, thank you.

So that's my number one gripe this week, Noel's News.

Number two in Noel's News, the amount of pubs in Ireland was released.