Johnny B

A cup of green tea Because I was going on the road I said I had a chance To get another green And I made it right And I put it In the little Howl You know In the van right The drinks holder lads Yes Jesus The drinks holder Struggling there man Right And we were just Pulling into Wellington Bridge And I flipped it open And took a sip of the green tea And I scalded the lip off myself

It stayed... Roasted... The whole way to Oxford... Right... So I was going out last night... Going doing a gig... And I took the cap... Off it... As... As F&D would say... I took the cap off a denno... Right... Bust the cap off a denno... Bust the cap off a denno Maroney... And... I put it into the hole... And it spilt... Because it's a bad road... Going up the mountain... And then sure... I was rushing... And I forgot to clean it up... And I sat into the van today... And then... Caught the tails of my jacket...

Went into the big scoop of hay.

And now my jacket is ruined.

And that's my dirt.

We had to go out and buy real milk for Maura.

Almond milk?

I mean, I've never seen an almond with a nipple.

I don't know how they milk it.

I don't know how.

It should really be called almond juice.

There's no tits on an almond.

Yeah.

And they can drop the L too.

You know, there's no need for that L in almond milk.

Almond milk.

Almond milk.

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