Johnny B

I remember, like, coming out of school and going for, what's that place in Dublin that does rock school?

Ballyfermot or somewhere.

And going in, like, yeah, I know, I've got this, like, you know what I mean?

I was, like, the lead.

It's this course called Rock School.

It's like a music college, but you don't have to be any good at music.

It's not like a proper UCC music where you have to know how to read music and all.

This is just lads with dreadlocks and notions.

And I was like, you know, I did the lead in the school musical.

I've got this.

I didn't even get a call back.

I worked in a garden centre, like potting plants and that kind of crack.

And it was good crack because I worked with four brothers.

And they all hated working with each other.

And one day, I don't mind the name Gary, like Gary turned up wearing a white woolen jumper, potting plants in a garden center.

And I was like, Gary, man, like, I don't know.

You look like you're going playing cricket in the Hamptons now.

And he was like, sure, it's grand.

Like, it's belonged to Anthony.

He's going to puck the face off.