Johnny Smacks

Hello, hello, hello.

Welcome to the Two Johnnies podcast.

I'm Johnny Smacks.

I'm Johnny B. And we are the Two Johnnies.

And we're here, lads.

We're bringing it to you, the podcast.

It's what you've all been waiting for.

Nah, it's not really.

No, we just said we better do it like everybody seems to be.

Everybody seems to be doing an old podcast.

The idea of this podcast, we're going to bring you all the news, fun, crack from the world of the Two Johnnies and beyond.

We will be debating serious topics, fun topics, all the things you're going to need in your life.

This is literally how to live your life by the Two Johnnies.

This is a disclaimer.

Do not take any advice from anything you're about to hear.

television as well we were on it once nah I'm joking a fella come up to me and he got says to the girlfriend take a photo of me with this lad and she says oh god don't tell me he's a fucking blogger I said no I'm not a blogger that laugh that lovely lady laugh you're after here and there that's Maura our producer she's been tasked with the job of keeping us in line commiseration there Maura sorry sorry in advance Maura but straight in Johnny what have we been up to the last week

It was fixed though, to be honest.

It definitely was.

Bit of sugar if you're feeling exotic or you're sweet enough.

Yeah, we're all with Dermot and Dave, sound lads.