Johnny Smacks

A fella turning turf all day, he'd go in and drink a load of cider.

You'd have a foot in turf, that.

Cornel.

And... Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Sorry, Noel.

Go on, go on.

Sorry, lads.

If you're listening to this, I tell you one thing and you're not crying laughing, there's something wrong with you.

Yeah, yeah.

Pat Cairney loves the big bitches, to be fair to him.

They are, man, yeah.

Yeah.

Noel, thank you very much.

Ladies and gentlemen, that was Noel Furlong, who hurled senior for 19 years.

Good to have him in there.

And best of luck to the Cairnies with their dog, Colonel.

It's a lovely name for a dog.

I can certainly see it catching on.

Johnny B you're back with us I'm back I missed Noel again lad yeah yeah you were just gone to Jack's there while he was in now our next topic okay Mara we're going to bring you in so every week we're going to have a secret topic that we know nothing about and we haven't found out we're just about to find out what that topic is and we're going to discuss it Mara what's the topic I'm worried Mara's mystery topic

yeah it'd be just like a fat camp for me I'd get shredded in there I wouldn't be eating for 22 days or something I absolutely love that now I am a reality TV whore absolute whore like I love it I love all forms of reality yeah I'm not being disrespectful but I don't think you'd laugh when I'm a celebrity like with the rats and like you're just talking about how you wanted to live in a hotel so yeah how are you going to live in a jungle man