Johnny Smacks

Now, my dirt of the week is I was in Rearons in Cork last night.

We had a rare Saturday night off.

So I went with a couple of friends down to Cork for a night out.

And I was in Rearons and I had obviously paid for a drink.

Yeah.

First for everything, Johnny.

Yeah.

It's a shocking story.

Go on.

So I obviously paid and then...

I lost my debit card.

Oh!

Yeah, so I was freaking out, right, and I rang Bank of Ireland, and if your man... Other banks are available.

So I rang the bank, whatever, and I was saying on the phone to your man, the music was blaring, like the DJ was playing me, and your man was like, I can't hear you.

I said, just cancel the fucking card.

He said, sir, there's no need to use that language.

Now, I was getting frustrated, so if you are listening, the man on the other end of the phone, I am truly sorry.

I was stressed out, and I was...

Slightly tanked.

So I lost the card and I cancelled it the whole lot and I had a couple of seconds of depression and then I put my hand in my back pocket and there was the debit card.