Johnny Smacks
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Johnny, what is your dirt of the week?
You crossed your legs.
I've never seen you cross your legs.
And do you know what you should learn from that?
Be a real man and stop drinking fucking green tea.
A bit of sop of Barry's never done anyone any harm, did it Maura?
Yeah, you were on the old coconut.
The old almond stuff.
So two things you've learned for the podcast and your homework for next week is do turkeys have willies?
And do almonds have tits?
This has been a strange podcast.
Thank you very much for listening to episode one of the Two Johnnies podcast from me, Johnny Smacks.
Hey Mara, how do you think it went?
She's not happy, Johnny.
We are getting slaughtered.
When we stop recording this, we're getting slaughtered.
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