Johnny Smith

Great guy.

Yeah, I really enjoyed it.

Oh, I've got it here.

I know we're calling it an Enya calendar, but it is a race team sponsored by... It is a race team, that's the thing.

It's not got pictures of Enya sort of licking swords or anything, has it?

Or he's a keen clay pigeon shooter.

Yeah.

Well, I I the thing I had to that was quite awkward for me at the live show was I decided to go bagless.

And I stuffed all my belongings into an Eddie Jordan Formula One jacket, the yellow one that I wear sometimes at our live shows.

And when I...

When I went to get out of my lovely taxi cab that had dropped me from the airport to the hotel, which was called The Bullet, named after the film, which was Ace.

Yeah.

The lovely taxi driver who'd been really chatty, Eamon, I did the sort of pleasantries and paid him and got the receipt and then said all of the formal goodbyes.

but then for some reason couldn't find the door handle or my arm was in the way or I had two coats on, so it was a bit bulky.

And there was this horrible silence of me already saying all of the goodbyes, but not getting out of the car very well.

And I wondered, do I need to say another couple of goodbyes?

You know when you're not allowed to turn your back on the Queen in the old days, so you sort of bow and walk backwards?

I kind of did that out of this Passat estate, wearing two coats.

I think he might have thought I was crazy.

Yeah.