Johnny Smith

Because the ceiling's 80 feet high.

But the reason why I'm telling you this, because obviously it has to be car-centric, because we're extremely car-centric on smoke.

this podcast always the reason why I'm telling you this is because I realised that at no point in that music video did I ever see Slash's eyes

There's a few eyeless Muppets, yeah.

But Slash isn't a Muppet.

I always thought.

Because if he gets the munchies halfway through wanking the axe, he can just pick off a coin.

It's a fondant.

It's a fondant hat.

He would get destroyed by cormorants.

I'm kidding.

But the reason why I wanted to bring this up in conversation, because there was a reason, is it reminds me that Slash is basically the human equivalent of a car with hidden headlights.

You know, like I was looking at my Dodge Charger the other day with its headlamp doors and it's got a lot of presence but without eyes.

And as soon as you see the eyes of a Dodge Charger, the car looks actually much less tough.

And almost a bit gawky.

I'm wondering whether when one day somebody sees Slash's eyes, they'll be like, oh, you look a bit like a happy frog.

But until that moment, he looks like he's got a real hidden headlight, sinister muscle car slash, I don't know, Lincoln of a certain era, Ford LTD, Ford Country Squire.

They did an amazing Ford Country Squire with hidden headlights.

Absolutely amazing.

Did you have Slash on as a guest on TG?