Jon Deas
👤 Speaker
77
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
I mean, I need to put myself out there and start dating, but just keep... You are an Iranian mountain cougar, a very rare bird.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
I like tall, white, younger men.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Yeah, let's not forget about that.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
But I did just recently join a Middle Eastern dating app.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
We had interest, then we kissed, and then I kind of waited, and waited, and he waited.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
And it feels like the interest just kind of dissipated.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Like, if you don't move on it, there's a window that opens, and then it closes.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
And this bitch is old, so I didn't move fast enough.