Jon DelCollo
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448 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jun 2025
Jon DelCollo’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Johnny, you are a different level of trash. I'm going to turn it around. I know it. Okay.
But I think we had Hellman's.
Well, at this point I have.
You're a picky guy too, right?
I ran a little show for a couple times called New Foods with JDC where I would have a guest bring me a food that I had never tried. One of them was cereal with milk. You're joking. No. As a kid, you didn't have cereal. I didn't try milk until college. It wasn't for me.
Yeah, I think my first memory is my mom trying to shove a Cheerio into my mouth and me just being like, no, no, no. So as soon as I could make conscious decisions about food, it was like they submitted pretty quickly and were just like, so you're getting McDonald's.
Pop tarts, toaster strudels. Sometimes my mom would make some eggs or pancakes.
Uh-uh. I think I tried cookie crisp dry and I was like, this ain't a fucking cookie, brother. What the fuck is this? Yeah, you just go get a real cookie.
A banana somebody brought to try the first time. You've never had a banana. Really? Respect. Now we're talking. I'll never do it again, so you're not missing much.
I think some friends were over for dinner with my family, and they were like, you seriously have never tried milk as an adult that you can remember? Yeah. As a child, yeah. And I think I had a sip of it in front of my friends.
It's not bad. It's kind of just like a watery vanilla milkshake. You know what I mean? But I don't go back to the tap for it, you know? So you're not a milk guy? No. I know you guys are big on milk for dinner. That was my dad's move.
Yeah. At least there's one normal person. He took you to Disney World for 48 hours.
Yeah, the milk was flowing that weekend.
Oh, great question. We did a little trio of three. One was... Honey Nut Cheerios. I think the other was regular Cheerios. Honey Nut blows regular out of the fucking water. It's not even close. Honey Nut Cheerios might as well be candy compared to the other shit. Welcome to Earth. And then something like one of the cinnamon, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Okay. So you just took a couple of bites of each?
Audience full of people who paid five bucks to see it. Man, what a country you live in.
Are you flossing every day? I do not floss, no. Never? A couple times a decade, maybe.
No. Heavens, no. Did you have braces as a kid? I did, yeah. Do you have dental insurance now? I just re-upped my Obamacare, and I added dental. There you go. Yeah, so I think this year's my year. I only go to the dentist in recent years when I can feel one of my wisdom teeth coming in. And then I go in, and I'm like, well, what is it? And they're like, it's your wisdom teeth.
Same thing as last time. And then they give me a slip for an oral surgeon, and then the pain stops. And you never go. They've all grown in completely. Yeah. Mine are in pretty heavy. Yeah. Never got them taken out? No. Man, we got to use those pills, right?
It don't hurt that bad. Everyone a lava lamp? I think during the turtle apartment, I had a lava lamp in there, yeah.
I don't think so. My sister had them in her room growing up, yeah.
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