Ep 562 - Goonicide (feat. Billy, Charles Blyzniuk, & Jon Delcollo)
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What is the main topic of this episode?
Wow, wow, Wes.
Holy shit, dude. We're here. Charles Bliznick, John DelGallo. Hello. Thank you guys for joining me on this program. Thank you for having me. We have a special guest popping in as well.
We do have a special guest coming, which is exciting.
He's going to sit right there, I think. Sit right there. He might stop for you. We're going to stand around him.
Yeah.
Or you could stand on the chair. We could do like a, I don't mean to bring this up again, but we could do like a Usher style thing. Bowl of cherries? I was just thinking serenade, but if you have cherries on hand, sure.
What do you think about Usher's bowl of cherries? Could you resist it, you think? Everyone talks big game. I don't think anyone can. Imagine him holding what looked like child's testicles in front of your face. Imagine you're a 40-year-old black lady. Could you not lick the simulated child's testicles if it was your biggest crush?
There's male testicles. There's grown-up testicles that look like that too, buddy.
like steroid heads dude no there's dude cherry guys out there i'm by no way a sack king and i'm not i'm not the cherries i can comfortably be like that's not a flex to be like cherries but it's like nice did you ever see the video the bodybuilder i'm checking my nuts right now Yeah, dude. I can't check too hard. Mine are like robin's eggs. You know, like the candy?
Yeah.
Mine are like robin's eggs.
Nice. About that, yeah. Shit, I know a robin's egg. Yeah, robin's egg or like a Jordan almond. Yeah. For the people who are a little bit more refined. A Brazil nut. Yeah, ooh, you nasty. Yeah. You freak.
I'm a bit freaky right now. I'm not going to lie.
Freaky.
My freak is all inside me.
Brazil nuts are freaky as hell. Brazil nuts. They're so good.
What? I like them. Dude, they're the worst nuts.
I've only had them. I'm not trying to come at you. No, no, no. I get it. Pause. I've only had them salted, but that's when they're tasty.
Yeah, I've had them raw. Pause. Yeah, they say if you eat one Brazil nut a day, it's supposed to be like super good for you. Yeah, I don't think it. So we eat raw unsalted Brazil nuts, and there's a huge jar on my counter. I was like, I'll put them here. I'll eat one every day.
Right. It's a chore.
They're fucking gross, dude.
Yeah. I think whatever I'm doing with my life is probably canceling out any time I eat a Brazil nut.
I think it's safe to say I'll never see a Brazil nut in my entire life. Really? I'll never be able to identify a Brazil nut now.
Yeah, they're not... I mean, look, they're not the best, but look, this is what I want to talk to you guys about. I... I didn't mean to get scared away on perversions right at the beginning. We didn't get that perverted. I can get... Right now, I could get deep into my personal kink, but I'm just chilling on that right now. That's cool. I want to talk about the fact... Well, I... I'm edged right now, but I'm not gooning. I'm totally still off the goon. How many days? Eight days.
Damn, you could probably fucking chew a hole through the wall.
I'm eight days. And I'm, dude, I'm telling you, I turned a corner, man. I don't know what happened. I'm, I'm completely. And again, I'm sorry to talk about this every single time. It's coming out of your eyes. It kind of is. I'm completely, I'm off the knock. I turned the corner where it's just like before, like I'd want, I just be wanting to look at it. And now it's like, I don't even, I don't want to look at this stuff.
Yeah.
I've somehow in my head just been like that feeling when I get like sexually charged, I, I, before I'd be like, this is bullshit. Like I would get mad at my wife. Yeah. I would for real be like, this fucking lady. Now I've gotten into it where I get into the charge. And I talk to her all the time. She charged me up this morning. I said, bro, just charge me, man. I was like, we can't do anything right now. We survived a microburst, by the way. You know what a microburst is?
Is that a pre-cum?
No, there's going to be a microburst later today if all things go well, but... We had like a semi-tornadic hailstorm.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic of this episode?
0:00–28:30
2
What happened during the recent microburst?
28:30
3
What is 'goonicide' and how did it happen?
19:31–23:51
4
How does the crew feel about their recent experiences?
23:51
5
What are the implications of the latest Netflix season?
0:00–22:09
6
How do the hosts handle personal challenges?
22:09–1:05:35