Jon DelCollo

Pop tarts, toaster strudels. Sometimes my mom would make some eggs or pancakes.

Pop tarts, toaster strudels. Sometimes my mom would make some eggs or pancakes.

Uh-uh. I think I tried cookie crisp dry and I was like, this ain't a fucking cookie, brother. What the fuck is this? Yeah, you just go get a real cookie.

Uh-uh. I think I tried cookie crisp dry and I was like, this ain't a fucking cookie, brother. What the fuck is this? Yeah, you just go get a real cookie.

Uh-uh. I think I tried cookie crisp dry and I was like, this ain't a fucking cookie, brother. What the fuck is this? Yeah, you just go get a real cookie.

A banana somebody brought to try the first time. You've never had a banana. Really? Respect. Now we're talking. I'll never do it again, so you're not missing much.

A banana somebody brought to try the first time. You've never had a banana. Really? Respect. Now we're talking. I'll never do it again, so you're not missing much.

A banana somebody brought to try the first time. You've never had a banana. Really? Respect. Now we're talking. I'll never do it again, so you're not missing much.

I think some friends were over for dinner with my family, and they were like, you seriously have never tried milk as an adult that you can remember? Yeah. As a child, yeah. And I think I had a sip of it in front of my friends.

I think some friends were over for dinner with my family, and they were like, you seriously have never tried milk as an adult that you can remember? Yeah. As a child, yeah. And I think I had a sip of it in front of my friends.

I think some friends were over for dinner with my family, and they were like, you seriously have never tried milk as an adult that you can remember? Yeah. As a child, yeah. And I think I had a sip of it in front of my friends.

It's not bad. It's kind of just like a watery vanilla milkshake. You know what I mean? But I don't go back to the tap for it, you know? So you're not a milk guy? No. I know you guys are big on milk for dinner. That was my dad's move.

It's not bad. It's kind of just like a watery vanilla milkshake. You know what I mean? But I don't go back to the tap for it, you know? So you're not a milk guy? No. I know you guys are big on milk for dinner. That was my dad's move.

It's not bad. It's kind of just like a watery vanilla milkshake. You know what I mean? But I don't go back to the tap for it, you know? So you're not a milk guy? No. I know you guys are big on milk for dinner. That was my dad's move.

Yeah. At least there's one normal person. He took you to Disney World for 48 hours.

Yeah. At least there's one normal person. He took you to Disney World for 48 hours.

Yeah. At least there's one normal person. He took you to Disney World for 48 hours.

Yeah, the milk was flowing that weekend.

Yeah, the milk was flowing that weekend.

Yeah, the milk was flowing that weekend.