Jon DelCollo

Oh, great question. We did a little trio of three. One was... Honey Nut Cheerios. I think the other was regular Cheerios. Honey Nut blows regular out of the fucking water. It's not even close. Honey Nut Cheerios might as well be candy compared to the other shit. Welcome to Earth. And then something like one of the cinnamon, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Okay. So you just took a couple of bites of each?

Oh, great question. We did a little trio of three. One was... Honey Nut Cheerios. I think the other was regular Cheerios. Honey Nut blows regular out of the fucking water. It's not even close. Honey Nut Cheerios might as well be candy compared to the other shit. Welcome to Earth. And then something like one of the cinnamon, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Okay. So you just took a couple of bites of each?

Oh, great question. We did a little trio of three. One was... Honey Nut Cheerios. I think the other was regular Cheerios. Honey Nut blows regular out of the fucking water. It's not even close. Honey Nut Cheerios might as well be candy compared to the other shit. Welcome to Earth. And then something like one of the cinnamon, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Okay. So you just took a couple of bites of each?

Audience full of people who paid five bucks to see it. Man, what a country you live in.

Audience full of people who paid five bucks to see it. Man, what a country you live in.

Audience full of people who paid five bucks to see it. Man, what a country you live in.

Are you flossing every day? I do not floss, no. Never? A couple times a decade, maybe.

Are you flossing every day? I do not floss, no. Never? A couple times a decade, maybe.

Are you flossing every day? I do not floss, no. Never? A couple times a decade, maybe.

No. Heavens, no. Did you have braces as a kid? I did, yeah. Do you have dental insurance now? I just re-upped my Obamacare, and I added dental. There you go. Yeah, so I think this year's my year. I only go to the dentist in recent years when I can feel one of my wisdom teeth coming in. And then I go in, and I'm like, well, what is it? And they're like, it's your wisdom teeth.

No. Heavens, no. Did you have braces as a kid? I did, yeah. Do you have dental insurance now? I just re-upped my Obamacare, and I added dental. There you go. Yeah, so I think this year's my year. I only go to the dentist in recent years when I can feel one of my wisdom teeth coming in. And then I go in, and I'm like, well, what is it? And they're like, it's your wisdom teeth.

No. Heavens, no. Did you have braces as a kid? I did, yeah. Do you have dental insurance now? I just re-upped my Obamacare, and I added dental. There you go. Yeah, so I think this year's my year. I only go to the dentist in recent years when I can feel one of my wisdom teeth coming in. And then I go in, and I'm like, well, what is it? And they're like, it's your wisdom teeth.

Same thing as last time. And then they give me a slip for an oral surgeon, and then the pain stops. And you never go. They've all grown in completely. Yeah. Mine are in pretty heavy. Yeah. Never got them taken out? No. Man, we got to use those pills, right?

Same thing as last time. And then they give me a slip for an oral surgeon, and then the pain stops. And you never go. They've all grown in completely. Yeah. Mine are in pretty heavy. Yeah. Never got them taken out? No. Man, we got to use those pills, right?

Same thing as last time. And then they give me a slip for an oral surgeon, and then the pain stops. And you never go. They've all grown in completely. Yeah. Mine are in pretty heavy. Yeah. Never got them taken out? No. Man, we got to use those pills, right?

It don't hurt that bad. Everyone a lava lamp? I think during the turtle apartment, I had a lava lamp in there, yeah.

It don't hurt that bad. Everyone a lava lamp? I think during the turtle apartment, I had a lava lamp in there, yeah.

It don't hurt that bad. Everyone a lava lamp? I think during the turtle apartment, I had a lava lamp in there, yeah.

I don't think so. My sister had them in her room growing up, yeah.

I don't think so. My sister had them in her room growing up, yeah.