Jon DelCollo

Do you guys remember me wearing that? I don't even remember wearing that. I wanted to be you, John.

Do you guys remember me wearing that? I don't even remember wearing that. I wanted to be you, John.

Do you guys remember me wearing that? I don't even remember wearing that. I wanted to be you, John.

Those are good.

Those are good.

Those are good.

I think it's a cool time capsule to hold on to, you know? I don't have any fucking records or anything. CDs are all in the fucking Goodwill. Don't you have children?

I think it's a cool time capsule to hold on to, you know? I don't have any fucking records or anything. CDs are all in the fucking Goodwill. Don't you have children?

I think it's a cool time capsule to hold on to, you know? I don't have any fucking records or anything. CDs are all in the fucking Goodwill. Don't you have children?

Yeah, and that's what inspired me to wear a scarf that summer.

Yeah, and that's what inspired me to wear a scarf that summer.

Yeah, and that's what inspired me to wear a scarf that summer.

I think you know well that I am a chain restaurant guru. I would not push back on that fact. And like.

I think you know well that I am a chain restaurant guru. I would not push back on that fact. And like.

I think you know well that I am a chain restaurant guru. I would not push back on that fact. And like.

live in a city with plenty of nice restaurants places i will be like hey do you want to go to chili's and cherry hill and that's like cherry that's a nice one yeah there's a parking lot it's a parking that's big yeah i if i get the inkling we usually end up going to a chain restaurant really and chili's would be the top chili's i mean i'll go to these places by myself too i'll sit at the bar at chili's and order fucking nachos and have a beer yeah yeah

live in a city with plenty of nice restaurants places i will be like hey do you want to go to chili's and cherry hill and that's like cherry that's a nice one yeah there's a parking lot it's a parking that's big yeah i if i get the inkling we usually end up going to a chain restaurant really and chili's would be the top chili's i mean i'll go to these places by myself too i'll sit at the bar at chili's and order fucking nachos and have a beer yeah yeah

live in a city with plenty of nice restaurants places i will be like hey do you want to go to chili's and cherry hill and that's like cherry that's a nice one yeah there's a parking lot it's a parking that's big yeah i if i get the inkling we usually end up going to a chain restaurant really and chili's would be the top chili's i mean i'll go to these places by myself too i'll sit at the bar at chili's and order fucking nachos and have a beer yeah yeah

I went to Olive Garden by myself a couple weeks ago. I'm not fucking around. I walked in there, and when the server came to my table, I was like, I'm going to take the tour of Italy, but here's what I'm here for. I'm going to eat 12 breadsticks and four bowls of soup before I even touch that entree. And she was bringing me soups two at a time.

I went to Olive Garden by myself a couple weeks ago. I'm not fucking around. I walked in there, and when the server came to my table, I was like, I'm going to take the tour of Italy, but here's what I'm here for. I'm going to eat 12 breadsticks and four bowls of soup before I even touch that entree. And she was bringing me soups two at a time.